whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: apathyfairy, via protectthepepsi)

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euiix:


Forgotten School Bus in Potter County, PA

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via mikaela-witneyswimm)

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